Dork Mom, episode 1.

In which our heroine introduces her son, Dash, to the slide at the playground across from her old house. Dork Mom is excited.

Dork Mom tries to convince young son just how fun slides can be

DM: See Dash? Slides are fun. Look… weeeeee.

Dash: eh.

DM: Silly baby. Come with me and I’ll show you just how fun slides can be.

DM: he he he, sorry baby! Mommy should have remembered how clutzy she is and not tried to slide with 16 extra pounds in her hands. he he he. Kiss kiss.

Dash chokes Dork Mom

Dash: Don’t ever do that to me again. I will kill you.

4 Responses to “Dork Mom, episode 1.”

  1. neil Says:

    No, no – you’re showing him how to take a tumble and just brush it off – to live to slide again!

  2. Meme Says:

    This is good. Dash may come to love the slide, unlike his sweet mom, who preferred to stay on level ground til she was about 14.

  3. HappyDash Says:

    This may help explain why I couldn’t use the slide like a normal person.

  4. Clementine Cassie Says:

    hmmm. shades of Britney Spears here, baby dropping and whatnot. Does that make Neil Kevin Federline?